// TR 2017 Attendance Update // MEAT // 2010 Rookie of the Year
have exciting attendance news to share for TR 2017! I have
confirmation that 2016 Rookie, Frank Malawski, affectionately
known as "Meat", will be returning in 2017! We expect
great things! I've also received word that 2010 Rookie of
the Year, Brian O'Kelly expects to make a welcomed return
to TR this year! Brian has been on-again-off-again since storming
onto the Serb Fest scene as a young man. This will be his
4th appearance at TR. This is convenient timing as his part-Korean/part-Irish
namesake counterpart, Brian Kelley will unfortunately be on
extended hiatus from Serb Fest for the forseeable future due
to committments to his alter-ego, Dr. Shit.
We will also welcome Ich's sister Vikki and family (husband,
Joe, children Maddie and JJ) to Turkey Run. They've been very
familiar with the Legend of TR for the better part of 20 years
as it often comes up in conversation around the dinner table
at family gatherings between the Berger's and Mann's. We expect
they'll fit right in very comfortably. Joe has strong Rookie
of the Year potential!
// Welcome to TR 2017 // Serb Fest 40
and fellow TR attendees, past and present
. We are 2
months out from an historic weekend. This year, well
celebrate an incredible 40th anniversary of our beloved Serb
Fest! As generations have come and gone, perhaps some
of our newer attendees may find it hard to even fathom this
tradition dating back 4 decades further back than most
of us have been alive! The tradition continues to thrive,
touching new people each year. Amazingly, this Memorial
Day weekend, we not only celebrate 40 years of Serb Fest,
but 20 years since the inaugural attendance of todays
Founding Members of as named by the TR High Council.
TR 1998 was a pivotal year in which our old friend, Jovan
Zelenkovich first invited the likes of myself, Scott Berger
and OLAF a move that quickly spawned a feverish growth
of a new generation, not seen since the formative days of
Serb Fest in the mid-70s.
I urge everyone to join us in celebrating this momentous
occasion Memorial Day Weekend, May 26-29, 2017.
Well find room for everyone! Cant wait to
see you gathered round the grills of Turkey Run!
// New Life in the TR Family!
are in order for the latest off-season additions to the TR
Family! This year Nutz and Amy Heitzman will welcome baby
Riley and Erich and Lauren Mann will welcome baby Vivian to
the tradition of TR. Hard to believe, but we may well be at
a point where the 3rd generation will outnumber us "old
people"! Let's see this a a good thing - and good for
the future of Serb Fest! You know what they say, "Gotta
Start 'Em Young!"
// TR 2016 Awards Announcement
TR High Council has spoken! In a very close vote, the 2016
Rookie of the Year Award goes to Mark Decker! His domination
of the "pump" and in consideration of the increased
degree of difficulty in managing 2 very active sons, makes
him a very deserving recipient! "Meat" (Frank Malawski),
of course had a very strong showing coming away with both
a killer nickname and likely a killer hangover after polishing
off his bottle of MD20/20. Thanks to both men for their superb
spirit in their inaugural trip to TR! We look forward to having
you both back next year! Special mention also goes to Amy
Lund for initiating an unprecedented 2nd kayak trip on Monday
The 2016 Most Improved Award goes to Rishi Loona -
which sounds illogical considering he reached the pinnacle
of TR recognition last year taking home the Golden Cevapcici
Award, but in sharp contrast to his usual intelligent being,
he foolishly returned his rental car Monday morning with Scott's
cooler and beer float in the trunk! He made good this April
with a new cooler, float and grill tool set with integrated
flash lights. AMAZING!
The Cevapcici Consumption Award goes to Carter Berger,
not only for his enthusiasm for cevapcici, but for his enthusiasm
for all meats. His family is very proud!
Check out the AWARDS ARCHIVE for
a look back on past recipients!
// TR 2016 - Just About Perfect!!
few could argue that this wasnt another outstanding
year for Serb Fest! While we missed several regulars and a
last minute cancelation of Amy Heitzman due to illness, we
welcomed several new comers. A new attendee is like having
kids It gives you an opportunity to see life (or in
this case, TR) through the eyes of someone new it just
makes everything that much more exciting! Not to mention,
it led to a new nickname (meat) and a new initiation
beverage. The weather was glorious, the kids had a blast,
the food and drink was plentiful and as usual, plenty of hilarious
quotes were born. After a strong very late Friday night, anchored
by Scott, Rishi, Crazy Dan, Olaf and new comer, Meat
Saturday was met with at least a couple mild (and rare)
hangovers. As the remaining families arrived, many embarked
on the annual hike though the group was split. Following
the hike, the annual wife beater photo was expanded to include
not only a shot of the men, but a shot of the men and kids
(as weve done the past few years) and a shot of only
the kids. It was truly a sight to see so many boys under the
age of 8 proudly bearing their A shirts, just as their fathers
do. A true memorable moment for Serb Fest as the 3rd generation
continues to grow! We saw the introduction of a new game
bottle something-or-another where the object is to
knock a bottle off of a pole with a Frisbee all while
holding a cold beverage
. A fantastic game that I expect
to be a mainstay in the future! Another game involving a hammer
and nails failed to debut this year, though well work
hard to bring that game to life in 2017! Sunday morning the
group split for the annual beer float and Sangria Sunday traditions.
But for the first time, 3 of the men embarked on the trip
with children. A risky move, but one that turned out to be
phenomenal! Grant, Jack, Cameron and Sarah joined us and couldnt
have enjoyed the trip more! And special recognition to Sarah
for fetching Strohs for the group on a couple of occasions!
The rest of the weekend was business as usual. Another notable
addition the introduction of new grill tools with integrated
flash lights (thanks Rishi)! So now we turn our sights to
TR 2017 Serb Fests 40th Anniversary! We have
A LOT in store for you all in the upcoming year. So many ideas
and so little time! Cant wait to share them with you
all! Zeveli, friends!
// Greatest Quote in Serb Fest History is Crowned!
a very difficult series of polls where the group pined over
selecting favorite quotes from each year dating back to 2003,
as the final poll was revealed to the group, Scott was hit
with the revelation that perhaps one of the greatest and most
influential quotes of all time had been inadvertently left
out of previous voting rounds! Given this quote's place in
the TR Code of Ethics, it
felt appropriate to give the quote late entry in the final
round, suggesting it could be the 'dark horse' quote. And
against very stiff competion from legendary quotes from 2005,
'06, '07 and '10, the Hall of Famer's quote won in a landslide
- not only solidifying it's rightful place as the 10th Commandment
of Serb Fest, but now rightfully as the greatest quote in
Serb Fest History.
Relive the memories of all your favorite quotes HERE
know the rules.... You eat or you're out!" - Mr.
favorite thing on the website was the part about the white
trash." Turkey Run Ranger (TR 2010)
should put some clothes on" - Jovan ......... "Why?"
- Cika Bora (TR 2007)
Rick James, b*tch!" - Dave R (heard all weekend long)
VOTES (But still a favorite!)
// DON'T MISS SERB FEST'S 40th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION AT TR 2017!!
not too early to start talking about TR2017 given the circumstance
that well be celebrating Serb Fests 40th ANNIVERSARY!
The attendance list has evolved over the years. Weve
been without our forefathers for a few years now as they slowly
retired from Serb Fest as the 2nd generation has taken over.
Weve had a number of one or two-time attendees in the
last 20 years and weve had a number of one-time regulars
on an extended hiatus in the last couple years. 2017
We welcome encourage everyone to come back to join together
and celebrate this great tradition and pay tribute to the
incredible 40 year history touching 5 decades!
that said, amazingly, there appears to be a handful of rooms
currently available through the Turkey Run Inns Online
Reservation Wizard! If you did not reserve your room for
2017 last year, now may be your last chance! If Serb Fest
holds a special place in your heart, BOOK
NOW! Remember, you can cancel up to 4 days prior to
check-in (though youd be crazy to do so!). And if you
cant make it, I expect that room to be in high demand
as both past attendees and new attendees look to get in on
a Serb Fest for the ages!
// Reserve Your Rooms NOW for TR 2018!
time to reserve your room for TR 2018!! Follow the Online
Reservation Wizard. TR
2018 is scheduled for Friday, May 25 Monday, May 28,
2018. Remember, rooms book quickly and waiting until this
weekend to reserve in person at TR Inn may be too late! You
are only paying for one nights stay up front as a deposit,
which of course is fully refundable in the sad event that you
need to cancel (up to 4 days prior to check-in) due to some
unfortunate event keeping you from attending. Also, pay consideration
to the possibility of reserving an extra room for potential
guests of yours at TR 2018. Its certainly encouraged to
extend invitations to friends and family of yours outside of
our immediate group! Remember, it is the responsibility of all
of us to continually spread the Legend of Turkey Run to ensure
the future livelihood and success of Serb Fest!
// Fire & Ice Extravaganza :: Special Edition 2004 Recap NOW
AVAILABLE for Streaming!
right! What seems like a hidden treasure, even for me, is
rereleased digitally available for download or to stream directly
to your mobile devices! Relive TR2004 in our second documentary
2004 saw a true cast of characters, several of whom only attended
this one year, leave a lasting impression on Serb Fest. Among
them, Vince Kus the inaugural
recipient and inspiration behind the annual award that bears
his name: The Honorary Vince Kus Intellectual
of the Year. Hes called upon by the TR
High Council each year to return to Serb Fest, but to
no avail. We will not quit until we triumph! But in the meantime,
his legend lives on.
View the video HERE
or visit the documentary page
for links to other great Serb Fest video!
// TR Attendance Update
Attendance Update! I got confirmation today that Frank
Malawski will be joining Serb Fest Friday evening through
Sunday morning. I realized how overwhelming it can be for
new attendees with so much information and such a rich history
portrayed in TROnline and on Social Media. But I think you're
better off with the information overload than the "don't
worry about it, just show up" treatment Chuckles got
years ago (well documented in his TAO
OF TURKEY RUN piece from 2009. With at least a couple
new guys joining us, let's see how the Rookie of the Year
voting goes down! Crazy Dan, break out the Wild Irish Rose
and Mad Dog 20 20!
// Serb Fest Collection - Volume IV Released!
excited to present the latest installment in the Serb Fest
Collection Series! This is the first new Volume in the series
since 2012 after having released Serb Fest Collection
Live and Council Picks in 2014. Im
particularly pleased with the lineup this year
we have a solid blend of Southern Rock and Country tunes
appropriate for the Central Indiana flavor of TR! While there
are hidden references to TR-related themes and anecdotes in
many of the selections, Im particularly fond of Jason
Aldeans 1994, seemingly an ANTHEM for all
things TR. In fact, the songs chorus is a tribute to
Country legend, Joe Diffie and specifically references his
gem of a song, Pickup Man a favorite of
Jovans and a featured tune on Serb Fest Collection
Volume 2. Coincidentally, 1994 also happens to
be a key year in Serb Fest history The year Jovan first
brought a friend to TR (Jeff Bott), setting an important precedent
leading to present day Serb Fest.
the tracks HERE,
add them to your iTunes playlists and gear up for another
high energy drive (or flight) to TR!
// TR Attendance Update
the weather in the Midwest slowly turns and warm sunny days
become more and more common, I can't help but to close my
eyes and imagine the euphoria of pulling into Turkey Run State
Park Friday evening and racing to the grill site in anticipation
of cracking open that first cold beer and dumping a pile of
meat on the grill! We're now well inside of 3 weeks to go!
I can hardly contain myself!
I'm excited to share another attendance update! I got word
this past weekend that the OLAF and family have recruited
Amy Lund to finally experience the magic of Serb Fest!
For those of you who don't know Amy, she has long-time ties
to many people in the group. She remains closest with OLAF
and Julie, but was also close friends with Jovan Zelenkovich
in High School and later introduced to many of the guys you
see at TR in the following years in college. It's also worth
mentioning that she has ties to the infamous Jeff Bott, whom
we're still hoping will make a return to TR - possibly in
2017, almost twenty years after his last trip in 1998. [Serb
Fest fun-fact.... Jeff Bott was the first friend that Jovan
brought to TR back in 1994, setting an important precedent
for was eventually became modern-day Serb Fest!] I digress......
Amy has undoubtedly heard many tales of Serb Fest over the
past decade or two! It's time she check it out for herself!
// 2016 Shopping List Available Now!
year's shopping list is now available! There aren't many changes
from previous years, but there are definitely a few differences
- Please review carefully to ensure we have all bases covered!
For those of you contributing monetarily to the Serbian Food
order, please bring cash for Crazy Dan.
// TR Attendance Update
excited to welcome Mark & Katie Decker along with
their two boys, Cameron & Aaron to Serb Fest in 2016! While
this will be there first Serb Fest, they are no strangers to
Turkey Run. Mark has 3 prior visits and Katie, 1. They are avid
hikers, so expect to see them enjoying Trail 9! On a sad note,
I confirmed this week that Monica will be unable to join us
this year for the second straight year. However, rest assured,
she guaranteed a return in 2017! Also, as most of you know,
BS will once again be absent from TR. Let's all show mercy one
more year as there are mighty big plans ahead for him as he
travels to Europe. He, also is very much expected to return
to TR in 2017!
// Rishi Follows Through on 2015 Promise
foolishly cutting out of TR2015 heading to the Indianapolis
Airport his rental car, including Scott's cooler and cooler
floating device, Rishi came through this week with replacements!
And to sweeten the make-good, he through in a new set of BBQ
tools, complete with built in flash-lights. I expect he'll thoroughly
enjoy using these while late-night grilling! After hitting a
high, capturing the 2015 Golden Cevapcici Award and then hitting
the low of driving off with a trunk full of supplies, I'd say
Rishi is poised to capture 2016's 'Most Improved' Award!
// A New Look for TROnline!
hard to believe it's been nearly 13 years since TROnline made
its debut! The site has grown considerably since it's humble
beginnings as an archive for past attendees and a few ridiculous
quotes. Now its finally time to give her a new look! It'll take
some time, so bear with me - but I hope y'all enjoy TROnline
TR ONLINE | OVERVIEW
| HISTORY | PROFILES
| COUNCIL | CODE
© 2003-2017 Turkey Run :: Serb Fest - Online
All rights reserved.
Turkey Run :: Serb Fest - Online documents a
time honored annual Memorial Day weekend tradition at Turkey Run State
Park in Marshall, IN. This website serves as a hub for prospective attendees
who are in need of enlightenment as to what the weekend is all about,
but more importantly, as a look back to the memories that are made year
after year at TR.
Memorial Day weekend means a barbecue in the backyard with the family..
But for a select group of men and their families, a Fire & Ice Extravaganza
takes place on what is the most anticipated weekend of the year!
new, acquaint yourself through the Overview
page and browse through TR's heralded past.
If you've had the pleasure of experiencing TR, welcome back! I invite
you to relive all of your favorite TR moments!